So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

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perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.


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unamusedsloth:

Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.
That 10K?

Sometimes, I sit alone under the stars
and think of the galaxies inside my
heart, and truly wonder if anyone will
ever want to make sense of all that
I am.

- Christopher Poindexter (via psych-facts)


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orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

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king-joaquin:

REST IN PEACE

United States now has a greater wealth gap by race than South Africa did during apartheid

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peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

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