When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.
when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
-ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)
I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over
thinking about my favorite characters like
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
- gay kid: hey i like your shoes
- straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
when you’re at your friend’s house and their parents order pizza
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
- me: im happy
- *thinks about life for 2.7 seconds*
- me: im sad
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
Do u ever see a boy and ur like oh my god I love life