jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

(Source: hi, via bitter-bliss)


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When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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I forgot what I sent you

-ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

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ben-walker:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over

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askcosplayisrael:

queenhyrule:

thinking about my favorite characters like

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My followers

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rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

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  • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

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mahinaalexander:

rainbowsaur:

andypseudo:

grumpygrizzlies:

Robin Williams street art tribute off Melrose in LA on 17 August 2014

Whoa.

Oh


:(

when you’re at your friend’s house and their parents order pizza

bgcfan4ever:

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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  • me: im happy
  • *thinks about life for 2.7 seconds*
  • me: im sad

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why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(Source: qatu, via princessgetswhatprincesswantsxx)


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xalifornia:

Do u ever see a boy and ur like oh my god I love life

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vaginageorge:

making fun of other people’s appearance is so weak and it is never funny please behave

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